METROPOLITW*TS – “Edamned I”

A city worker nervously ventures to the shady part of town to feed his addiction, but the ‘dealer’ he encounters gives him more than he bargained for.

METROPOLITW*TS – “Dog Dave”

A middle class woman finds herself at a gritty urban kennel, and soon becomes embroiled in a twisted bargain with the enigmatic ‘Dave’.

METROPOLITW*TS – “Posh Off”

Two upper crust gentlemen find themselves at a physical impasse, which their mutual politeness stops them from resolving without the aid of some intense promises.

What is this?

From the smug elitism of the city workers to the
twisted hypocrisy of smarmy ‘creative’ types.

Vagrants expose themselves in parks and
bored office workers dream of being famous.

Everyone is busy and no-one is happy.

The Metropolis is full of twats.